Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my

husband that my breasts are too small.  Instead of characteristically

telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

 "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet

paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in

front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.  

How long will this take?" I asked.

 "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between

my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive…………. Stupid, stupid man.